marypopindatpussy
marypopindatpussy:

Why did God allow this to happen. Like.. what the fuck. They are fucking flightless birds but, Oh hey bitch tits, get this: It looks like a fuckin tropical kiwi magic fruit. Just stuff one of these motherfuckers in your mouth thinkin its gonna be a sweet, tasty kiwi, but nO! YOU TAKE FUCKIN BITE OUT OF THIS LITTLE BITCH. WHAT THE FUCK. THERE IS KIWI BLOOD IN YOUR MOUTH. GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. YOU ARE DAMNED TO ETERNITY IN HELL FOR EATING THIS CUTE LITTLE FUCKER

marypopindatpussy:

Why did God allow this to happen. Like.. what the fuck. They are fucking flightless birds but, Oh hey bitch tits, get this: It looks like a fuckin tropical kiwi magic fruit. Just stuff one of these motherfuckers in your mouth thinkin its gonna be a sweet, tasty kiwi, but nO! YOU TAKE FUCKIN BITE OUT OF THIS LITTLE BITCH. WHAT THE FUCK. THERE IS KIWI BLOOD IN YOUR MOUTH. GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. YOU ARE DAMNED TO ETERNITY IN HELL FOR EATING THIS CUTE LITTLE FUCKER